Funny Christmas Greetings

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Funny Christmas Greetings

  • Christmas hath a darkness;
    Brighter than the blazing noon;
    Christmas hath a chillness
    Warmer than the heat of June,
    Christmas hath a beauty
    Lovelier than the world can show:
    for Christmas bringeth Jesus,
    Brought for us so low
  • Santa iz just like every other man
    Comes and goes in less than 5 min
    eats ur food,calls u a Ho
    leaves before you get up.
  • Do not expect Santa They all are Drunk and
    flat Merry Christmas without gifts
  • People went to midnight mass not to hear mass,
    but to let their seatmates hear their snores.
  • Anybody know where can I buy love?
    They told me that it is the best thing to give this Christmas.
  • If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you
    puts you in a sack don’t worry …
    I told Santa I wanted u for CHRISTMAS
  • Each Christmas finds me longing
    For Christmases now past
    & I am back in childhood
    As long as memories last.
  • The Blessings of Peace
    The Beauty of Hope
    The Spirit of Love
    The Comfort of Faith
    May these be your gifts this Christmas Season.
  • I wish you the gift of Faith, the Blessing of Hope and the Peace of his Love at Christmas and always
  • X’mas is love…. X’mas is dedication…X’mas is happiness.. Happy X’MAS to you and your family with a bunchn of love and prayers…..!
  • The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:  the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
  • I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
  • Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
  • Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
    had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it.
    you’re either drunk or at the north pole.
  • The best times are
    with your dysfunctional
    family during the holidays.
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  • Santa is very funny
    because he knows where all the bad girls live.
  • You know you are going to be old,
    when Santa starts looking younger.
  • The one thing women don’t desire to find
    in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
  • Santa is very funny
    because he knows where all the bad girls live.
  • You know you are going to be old,
    when Santa starts looking younger.
  • The one thing women don’t desire to find
    in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.