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- Why doesn’t Santa have any children ?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?Snowballs.
- Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
- How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?Chick to chick!
- What do monkeys sing at Christmas?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!
- What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman??A snowwoman is easier to make, ’cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make its testicles!!
- On the first Xmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.”Jesus Christ!” he yelled.The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and said, “Now, Joseph, isn’t that a better name for the kid than Irving?”
- Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
- What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
- What did the big candle say to the little candle?I’m going out tonight!
- What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?Cross mouse cards!
- What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?A – ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L!!)!
- Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
- Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
- How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.