Funny Christmas Jokes For Friends

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Why did the kids start eating the puzzle on Christmas?
Because their uncle said that it was a piece of cake!

Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

 

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”  The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”

 

Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Holly Holly who? Holly-days are here again…….

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Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas.

I just stole Santa’s naughty list! Ironically, it’s almost identical to my friend…….

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Last year, I asked Santa for the craziest person ever for Christmas to my friend ….I woke up in a box.

 

Hey friend! Santa saw your facebook updates and decided to give you a dictionary for exams.

 

My friend I have idea for Christmas, let’s be naughty and saves Santa’s trip…….

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When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace” So I bought her nothing.

The holiday season:a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

Of the presents received at Christmas, one in 10 will be broken by the New Year, only 40% will make it to March and just a quarter will be intact by next Xmas.