Jokes For Christmas

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Jokes For Christmas

  • Keep Calm and have a Merry Christmas!

 

  • I am so excited to wear my new dress today
    just to see that my Godparents were out of their house.

 

  • Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

 

  • Yippee! Another day again to receive, receive, and receive!

 

  • Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always
    And Christmas will bring you what you wish for.

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  •  I sure hope you like your Christmas gift
    It’s a year’s supply of me!

 

  • What’s furry and minty?
    A polo bear.

 

  • How do snowmen get around?
    They ride an icicle.

 

  • What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
    You get tinsel-itus!

 

  • Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly.

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  • Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It’s water retention.

 

  • Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    He likes to ho-ho-ho.

 

  • What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
    Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

 

  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Oakham
    Oakham who?
    Oakham all ye faithful.

 

  • A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.

 

  • Constantly whining about equality until it’s time to clean out the reindeer stalls.

 

  • You know you are going to be old,
    when Santa starts looking younger.

 

  • Cinderella was a poor football player- Do you know the reason?
    Answer: She used to run away from the ball.

 

  • Name the special part of your body during Christmas?
    Answer: mistletoe.

 

  • My Christmas present to all of you? I took a naked selfie and deleted it.