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- What’s furry and minty?
A polo bear. - How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle. - What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
- Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly.
- Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It’s water retention.
- Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho. - What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you! - Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful. - A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.
- Constantly whining about equality until it’s time to clean out the reindeer stalls.
- You know you are going to be old,
when Santa starts looking younger. - Cinderella was a poor football player- Do you know the reason?
Answer: She used to run away from the ball. - Name the special part of your body during Christmas?
Answer: mistletoe.