Kids Christmas Jokes

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kids christmas jokes

  • Sugar ‘n Spice makes Christmas nice!

 

  • Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!

 

  • Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

 

  • Hasn’t Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?

 

  • Time is the best gift you can gift someone this Christmas.

 

  • What goes: now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
    A snowman on a zebra crossing!

 

  • What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
    Santa walking backwards!

 

  • Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
    A. Because of all the wrapping!

 

  • Q. How do you scare a snowman?
    A. You get a hairdryer!

 

  • Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    A. Claustrophobic.

 

  • Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Snow.
    Snow who?
    Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!

 

  • What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
    The letter D!

 

  • Well I started to lie then I thought what the hell, it wouldn’t have been the first time that I’ve spent New Years in jail. I said, “Sheriff it happened last night about ten, and I thought that my wife had been drinking again.”

 

  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
    He had no body to go with

 

  • Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
    They both drop their needles!.
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  • Why do reindeer scratch themselves?
    Because they’re the only ones who know where they itch!.
    HAVE FUN KIDS…..jimmy
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  • Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Hosanna
    Hosanna who?
    How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
    We have central heating and no chimney!.
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  • Q: Why did the dog hand up his stocking at Christmas?
    A: He was waiting for Santa Paws.
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  • Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
    Santa Jaws!
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  • What is the best Christmas present in the world?
    A broken drum you can’t beat it!
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