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- Sugar ‘n Spice makes Christmas nice!
- Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!
- Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.
- Hasn’t Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?
- Time is the best gift you can gift someone this Christmas.
- What goes: now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
A snowman on a zebra crossing!
- What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
- Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
- Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!
- Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
- Knock knock!
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!
- What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
The letter D!
- Well I started to lie then I thought what the hell, it wouldn’t have been the first time that I’ve spent New Years in jail. I said, “Sheriff it happened last night about ten, and I thought that my wife had been drinking again.”
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with
- Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!.
- Why do reindeer scratch themselves?
Because they’re the only ones who know where they itch!.
HAVE FUN KIDS…..jimmy
- Knock Knock!
How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
We have central heating and no chimney!.
- Q: Why did the dog hand up his stocking at Christmas?
A: He was waiting for Santa Paws.
- Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
- What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum you can’t beat it!