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- On St. Nicholas Day,
The band of children waits;
For the good cookie he brings,
But for the naughty a switch that stings.”
- A weather man predicted snow
But he didn’t get it right
So the female anchor on the show
Asked to our delight
“So Bob, where’s that 8 inches!
You promised me last night?”
- I only want one Christmas gift
It’s the only Christmas wish I’ve wished
I just want to know all the names
Of the girls on the naughty list
- The next time you complain
At the lack of Christmas nookey
Spare a thought for old St Nick
And have a little sympathy
For he only comes but once a year
And then he’s up a chimney
- A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered ‘will it hurt me? ‘
‘Of course not’ answered he
‘It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.’
- Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating of Christmas pie:
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, “What a good boy am I!
- Guys are like parking spots…
the good ones are always taken…
and the ones that are available,
are either handicapped or too far away!
- Kissing is a habit
Kissing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
- The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I
Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
- It’s Baby’s first Christmas, what a beautiful sight!
As he gurgles out loud in spontaneous delight
As he gazes at the Tree, with it’s baubles and trim
I know only He can hear the Angels sweet hymns.
Holy! Holy! Holy!
As He edges ever nearer to the base of the Tree,
Picks up tiny toys and shakes them with glee
Mommy and Daddy have to laugh outright.
It’s Baby’s first Christmas- what a wonderful Night!
Holy! Holy! Holy!
- May this Christmas
be so special for you
that you never ever
feel lonely again
and be surrounded
by loved ones throughout!
- Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
- Christmas is not about
giving and receiving gifts.
It’s about the birth of Baby
Jesus in the manger! Jesus is
the reason for the season…