Christmas Quotes Santa Claus

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Christmas Quotes Santa Claus

  • You better watch out
    You better not cry
    Better not pout
    I’m telling you why
    Santa Claus is coming to town
  • I never believed in Santa Claus because
    I knew no white dude would come into
    my neighborhood after dark.
  • How dreary would be the world if there was no Santa Claus!.
    There would be no childlike faith then,
    no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.
  • Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song,
    you’re helping Santa Claus. To me,
    that’s what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!
  • I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
  • Dear Santa,
    I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty…
    and it was worth it.
    You fat, judgmental bastard.
  • A white Christmas fills the churchyard.
  • At Christmas play and make good cheer,
    For Christmas comes but once a year.
  • Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.
  • Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
  • I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
  • Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
  • Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve.  Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.
  • Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
  • There are three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.
  • Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.
  • Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”
  • ‘Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. ‘
  • Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
  • A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
  • Santa Claus has the right idea, visit people only once a year.