Funny Christmas SMS Collection

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Naughty Christmas Messages For Friends

  • Road has speed limit ,
    bank has money limit ,
    exam has time limit ,
    life has age limit ,
    but friendship has no limit u & me
    My Dear Friend I Wish You
    Very Very Happy New Year
  • Faith makes all things possible,
    Hope makes all things work,
    Love makes all things beautiful,
    May you have all the three for this Christmas.MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  • May all the sweet magic Of Christmas conspire
    To gladden your hearts And fill every desire
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    ()”” ‘) ‘+, ” ,+’
    ( ,’o’)”) “+,+”
    (,,) )
    Just sending a WARM HEART
    to say…
    Merry Christmas and Enjoy
    the holiday! God Bless! 🙂
  • A silent night, a star above,a blessed gift of hope and love.A blessed Christmas to you
  • Jingle bells
    Jingle bells
    what fun it is to
    wish our friends
    a very happy merry Christmas
  • Life Gives Us Many Opportunities.
    It Depends On Us Exactly
    How We Want To Utilize It.
    Wish You A Merrier Christmas
    And A Very Happy Year Ahead!
  • Christmas is a magical time of year. I just watched
    all my money magically disappear.
  • -Knock knock
    *Who’s there?
    -Mary!
    *Mary who?
    -Merry Christmas
  • With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
    the boy measured out the tinsel,
    wrapped up the garland, and gave it to Jennifer
  • Santa Claus has come to town,
    So all you children sing aloud!
    Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!!
  • Merry Christmas!
    Know what the best thing about this card is?
    It’s not a fruitcake!
  • If it’s cold where you live, today’s a good day to break out your
    “fleece navidad!”
  • Remember, if Christmas isn�t found in your heart, you
    won�t find it under a tree.�
  • At Christmas play and make good cheer,
    For Christmas comes but once a year
  • My Christmas wish is to spend more time unwrapping
    presents than I do untangling lights.
  • Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling
    that only comes with an empty bank account.
  • There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus;
    he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
  • ‘Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
    In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
  • ‘I heard the bells on Christmas Day
    Their old, familiar carols play,
    And wild and sweet the words repeat
    Of peace on earth, goodwill to men!

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