Funny Christmas Wishes

Christmas wishes are here for wishing your friends for making them happy on Christmas day and sending funny Christmas wishes is another way to make them smile. Your friends will surely like the funny Christmas wishes messages and funny merry Christmas wishes. Get the perfect Christmas wishes greetings with the perfect Christmas wishes wording to show your affection and joy.

Funny Christmas Wishes

 

  • When you’re lonely, I wish you Love!
    When you’re down, I wish you Joy!
    When you’re troubled, I wish you Peace!
    When things seem empty, I wish you Hope!
    Have a Happy New Year!
  • Santa wont be coming this year…
    He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
    Have a Merry Christmas
  • A Christmas Reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves;
    They’re always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!
  • Christmas is not only for praying and praising
    But for drinking and messing around also Merry Christmas
  • Christmas is truly full of wonders.
    It makes all of my savings disappear!
    That is the Christmas magic Merry Christmas
  • Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too,
    until the credit card bills arrive
  • This bright New Year is given to me to live each day with zest, to daily grow and try to be my highest and my best!
  • We wish you and your family and friends a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. May all your holidays be happy and may you have a year blessed with joy, love, and abundance.
  • Be on the lookout for jolly, old, fat, white-bearded men bearing gifts.
  • Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.
  • A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing
  • Watch where you step. Watch where you go. You may end up under the mistleto.
  • Joy resounds in the hearts of those
    who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
    Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
    of the season! Season’s Greetings!
  • Christmas is great but,
    Everyone’s insane!
    Going crazy with this funny Christmas game
    Wrapping gifts and cooking food
    And no one has time or is not in the mood.
  • Giving gifts to one another
    No one has time for my brother
    No attention for me at all
    I can’t even go to the mall!
    Christmas morning comes and what do I see
  • Happy ChristmasTwo things upon this changing earth
    can neither change nor end;
    the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
    the love of friend for friend.
  • When you’re lonely, I wish you Love!
    When you’re down, I wish you Joy!
    When you’re troubled, I wish you Peace!
    When things seem empty, I wish you Hope!
    Have a Happy New Year!
  • We wish you and your family and friends a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. May all your holidays be happy and may you have a year blessed with joy, love, and abundance.
  • Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
    Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
    Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
    Merry X-mas
  • I am dreaming of white Christmas,
    with every christmas card i write,
    May your days be merry and bright,
    and May all your christmases be white.
    Happy Christmas.
  • I am dreaming of white Christmas, with every Christmas card I write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your Christmases be white. Merry Christmas.
  • Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
  • No Greeting Card To Give.
    No Sweet Flowers To Send.
    No Cute Graphics To Forward..
    Just A LOVING HEART Saying “HAPPY XMAS”
  • I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
  • Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.
  • I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark
  • Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
  • Dear Santa this year please give me
    a big fat bank account and a slim body
    and this year don’t mix the two up